Joan Allen
EIU Hall of Fame

An Oscar-nominated actress. Because of her Eastern ties, she'll never win.

Joan on Joan
Joan Allen’s interview with EIU alumni magazine, Old Main Line.

Joan on John
Read a Premiere magazine article about Ice Storm and Allen's EIU days with John Malkovich.

Joan’s Career
List of television, movie and theater performances.

Photo gallery
Images from Joan's movies and awards ceremonies.

Google Joan Allen
Search the Internet to learn what's said about Joan Allen.

Nude Joan? (right)
An alleged nude photo of Joan Allen posted on the ‘net.

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Joan Allen
An Oscar-nominated actress. Because of her Eastern ties, she'll never win.

Calli Cox
What do you do with an elementary education degree from EIU? Why, porn of course!

Kevin Duckworth
The NBA's greatest 300-pound center ever to come from Eastern.

Gov. Jim and
Brenda Edgar
The former Illinois governor loves Eastern so much he now works at the University of Illinois.

Joan Embery
Her EIU degree qualified her to feed animals at the San Diego zoo.

Jeff Gossett
As a Raiders punter, he worked more often than any Eastern grad.

Burl Ives
Getting kicked out of Eastern launched this folk legend's career.

John Jurkovic
Meet the school's best pro-football player: A mediocre lineman.

John Malkovich
Hates the school. Has a great movie career. Any questions?

Kevin Seitzer
Baseball star who swings for Jesus.

Mike Shanahan
Head coach of the Denver Broncos. Similarities between Denver and Eastern? Both high.

Larry Smith
Why is he famous?

Triumph
EIU: A great school -- for me to poop on!

Jerry Van Dyke
'Coach' co-star learned to play dumb at Eastern.

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